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Never, ever assume that since someone has worked behind the desk for a year they know how to print something. Also never assume that the new hell deskers know anything about computers.

Edit- And now the users come to scare me with their lack of ability to do anything without being told how three times and also the power of being really, really creepy.

Today I'm wishing I'd just stayed home.

Double Edit-

Stupid user- So you, like, print in color, right?
Me- We do have a color printer, yes.
Stupid user- So this means you can?
Me- Yes. Just change the printer to the one ending in 'C'.
Stupid user- Hmm, well I guess I'll have to go somewhere else then.
Me- . . . okay. Why?
Stupid user- Well I really need this in color.
Me- But we can print in color. You can do that here.
Stupid user- Then why did you tell me you couldn't?
Me- . . . I'm sorry if I was unclear. Why don't you go login to one of the computers and I'll help you get it printed in color.
Stupid user- So you can do it?
Me- Yes. Would you like help doing so?
Stupid user- I'll just come back later.