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[ladyluckless]

Your home is a Time-Lord's Mansion Your home is bigger on the inside than on the outside. Your kitchen is someplace you never go, because you "have people for that." There's a Chocolatessen, which is rapidly becoming your favorite room of the house. Having one is also becoming a trend among your wealthy neighbors. Your master bedroom is the size of a small barn, with carpet thick enough to reach your ankles. Your study has every language reference book ever written, including now-useless titles like Learn Javascript 2.0! and C++ Programming for Windows 95. (Why are you keeping those?) One of your garages holds your collection of ferraris, and is measured in acreage. Your home also includes a guest wing and private quarters for your servants. Your guests enjoy your collection of every console and associated game ever made. Except the Intellivision -- those controllers drive them NUTS. Outside is your hedge maze and gardens, meticulously tended by a team of world-class botanists. And, you have a pet -- a doberman pincer named "K-9". Below is a snippet of the blueprints:

Build YOUR Dream House!

See my question is, if I'm living in a Time-Lord Mansion . . . where is my sonic screwdriver and why do I need all the language reference books if traveling with the Doctor comes with the ability to speak every language? I guess because I'd want to work on learning some of them legitimately. Or something.